Mom? Am I going to be five tomorrow?
Yes. Am I going to be five tomorrow?
No, buddy, not tomorrow.
When......when am I going to be five......on my birthday?
Yep, on your birthday.
I wish my birthday was every day, mom. (pause) Do you like jellybeans?
Here I have some. You want these? You can share them with whoever you want. I don't want them anymore. You go 'head and have them. You can eat them anytime you want.
Thanks, buddy. I will put them right by my bed.
You know I am not wearing any underwear (giggling). I forgot to put on my underwear and it's too late now, I have to go to bed and I can't put it on now. I have my jammies on. I can't take them off.
Oh my. Goodnight, buddy.
Giggle, giggle, giggle.